'What’s worse than misplacing your beer? If you can’t think of an answer, you need the Beer Pager'
'Simply put the Remote Control in your pocket and you're suds are always a click away.'
'...meet the guy with the BeerPager.'
'That’s when this genius inventions steps in and saves the day!'
'...it’s a fun gadget that makes you look cool at a party...'
'Staggering Genius: The BeerPager'
'Ever enjoy a nice backyard BBQ and think to yourself, where did I put my beer? This solves all your problems.'
'...let's rejoice...'
'Larry the Cable Guy Gets a BeerPager'
'...this paging device can keep a tight grip on your beverage even as you slowly lose your sense of reality.'
'...perfect at any house party.'
'...addresses a very unique problem associated with, well, consuming beer.'
'These electronic drink holders not only keep your beer cold, but also locate it when you can’t remember where you last placed it.'
'The Beer Pager is here. And I think the world is a better place for it.'
'Time to go Tailgating!'
'If only Larry the Cable Guy could pop in and find your brewski.'
'Anyone who's ever located their car using the keychain's alarm button will recognize the genius of the Beer Pager.'
'Never loose your beer again!'
'Never again will a fresh ice cold beer be left behind warming slowly beyond enjoyment.'
After all, putting down your beer at a crowded party or barbeque and forgetting where it is constitutes a real problem requiring a real solution. The Beer Pager is it.
'one of the coolest novelties I have seen, the Beer Pager'
'No more pesky lost beers.'
'This is one of those rare devices that become more useful as the night wears on.'
'...straddle the line between humorous and ingenious.'
'Because as long as you have beer, everything is right with the world.'
'BeerPagers crank-up the fun at parties, game days, poker nights, weekend barbecues and other get-togethers.'
'Get Cozy with the Beer Pager'
'But the prize for the Thing-You-Need-That-You-Didn’t-Know-You Need goes to the super cool Remote Control Beer Pager.'
'It's easy to misplace your brew - now it's easy to find it!'
'Ever find yourself constantly losing your beer at parties, and choose not to interpret this as a sign to stop for the night? Well, the beer pager is for you.'
'Lost your beer? Page it'
'The Beer Pager Makes Sure You Never Go Sober Again'
'Where is my beer?'
'...you need the BeerPager.'
15 Must-Have Gadgets for Super Bowl Sunday
'...the BeerPager comes in handy...'
'Ladies and gentelmen, the future is now.'
'In anticipation of Super Bowl XLVI, we have listed some of the ultimate Super Bowl gadgets'